spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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  • Alex Turner: Give it up for-
  • Crowd screams
  • Alex Turner: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
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I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement. one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey  (via quicksummary)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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natnovna:

saintkieren:

natnovna:

they’re arresting people for trying to get home after being teargassed and targeted by flash grenades but the man who literally murdered an unarmed teenager was allowed to LEAVE THE STATE before his name was released to the public. 

HE LEFT THE STATE??????? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE????????

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