frienclzone:

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

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metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

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blastortoise:

spookytotodile:

if ur biceps are bigger than ur head u need to stop

u sound weak and jealous image

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crosspin:

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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